Man, what is the DEAL with people saying “No, that’s not true,” when there is PHYSICAL EVIDENCE.  Seriously, what is WRONG with you??  OH, you’re right, it has to be some other apartment that looks JUST like yours, including the couch.  And, coincidentally, that person ALSO has a swimming pool.  You know what?  I’m tired of your lies.  You want to have your cake and eat it, too.  Well, that’s not going to happen with me, so just LEAVE ME ALONE.

 I’m too much of a decent person to have someone lie to me.  My things?  Get rid of them.  Get rid of me, like I’m getting rid of you.  And damn straight you can forget about the concert; there are other people I’d much rather take with me.  You want to go?  Get tickets for you and one of your little girlfriends.  Have a blast.